This week I watched 2 movies. And those movies make me angry, but in different ways.
1. Disaster Movie
Just like the title, this movie is TRULY a disaster. Have you ever watched a video on youtube where people basically just put photos and combine them with some OH-SO-ROMANTIC songs? Copy and paste eh?
And some idiots just learnt that OH-SO-CREATIVE concept and apply it to make a movie. And EUREKA! We are presented with this load of shit. And I mean, literally.
My rating = 0/5. I guess we can't put negative number for a rating.
2. My best friend's girl
Starring Kate Hudson and Dane Cook, this movie understands the golden rule of movie success. KISS - Keep It Simple, Stupid.
Love is a never-die movie theme.
Well, it is worth every single cent of my money...
What makes me angry is, moral of the movie : Bad guys win. Good guys don't stand a chance.
If you want to get a girl, this is what you need to do:
fucking insert some "fuck" in your fucking sentence so that fucking ASSHOLE girl fucking want to fuck you.
As simple as that. FUCK.
OKAY. I know I swear excessively.
Girls, I seriously want to ask you... If you have the luxury to choose between 2 guys, equally handsome, equally rich.
1st guy: treat you like Cinderella, open the car door for you. Pull your chair before you sit in a restaurant (and more importantly, pay for that meal).
2nd guy: treat you like shit, embarrass you in front of your family and guests, and at least use the word "fuck" 3 times in every single sentence of the conversation.
Which one will you choose?
If my future daughter ever choose the 2nd guy, I will send her to rehabilitation centre.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! Totally don't understand, how on earth a girl can choose a bad guy over a decent guy. Effect of melamine maybe?
But the sad fact is... that's the fact. So many IDIOTS choose to date bad guys simply because they look cool with all those piercings and tattoos....
When the girls got dumped or the guys play cheat with other girls, they cry one night or two. Using up 1 box of tissue and be cruel to the forest.
Cheating is bad, but it can be forgiven. Being stupid is unforgivable, and it deserves some tens of good tight slaps. Those girls should be punished wearing a big signage... "I HAVE SINNED BECAUSE I DATE A BAD GUY AND I GOT DUMPED AFTER WE HAVE SEX. FUCK!!!!"
Well, some things in life just can't be explained.